apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

(via poogieboogie)

monobeartheater:

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

(via actuallymegatron)

microsoftbob:

microsoftbob:

when boys hold u by yr waist and make you feel tiny
when you kiss boys and you can feel their stubble
freckles on boy
body hair on boy
spooning with boys
when boys get hard while spooning and you can feel it and its really cute
boys in the abstract
boy

1 year later and I’m a lesbian

(via actuallymegatron)

Fan fiction is making teenagers better writers and better satirists, and allowing them to explore sexuality in a way decided by them rather than dictated by the entertainment industry. A purity ring doesn’t carry much meaning when Ron Weasley is pulling it off with his teeth.

The Guardian. (via lucyripley)

“A purity ring doesn’t carry much meaning when Ron Weasley is pulling it off with his teeth.”

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I’m just gonna be over here, slow-clapping.

(via ifeelbetterer)

“But if anything, most fan fiction is a rejection of Rihanna and EL James’s leather-bound version of sexuality. When most teenagers are faced with the miserable advice of sex education (put a condom on a carrot, use a mirror to look at your bits), or the miserable version of sexuality in porn, fan fiction offers a more honest way to engage with relationships and sex.”

Here here, Guardian.

(via professorspork)
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femme4jack:

aerylon:

sunnybutte:

thankorblamemelater:

YOU HAVE MY ATTENTION

AND IN IMAX NONETHELESS

WHAT?!?!  NO 3D?!?!  SO DENIED!!!

Finally they understand what we are looking for!

femme4jack:

aerylon:

sunnybutte:

thankorblamemelater:

YOU HAVE MY ATTENTION

AND IN IMAX NONETHELESS

WHAT?!?!  NO 3D?!?!  SO DENIED!!!

Finally they understand what we are looking for!

(via mllemusketeer)

legplane:

hoo boy its 8:30 am

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skymachine:

the only character I never ever want to see sad ever no matter what is Ratchet

(via lozalot)

thirliewhirl:

girls, who were bullied most of their life and gain confidence at one point, should be feared most because they dont take anyone’s shit no longer and they will destroy you if you think otherwise

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animaglacialis:

itsa-me-amelie:

verceri:

verceri:

sniperj0e:

sniperj0e:

ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog

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imagine that howling at the moon

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imagine

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Truly a ferocious predator.

And lastly: (He’s the pack leader obviously)

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the big wolves are his younger sisters

oh my fucking god it got better

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ask-dr-knockout:

autobotlolo:

Commission for demandincompensation! Triple changer Knock Out, heck yeah!

Ooc: Wow lookit this beefcake!

ask-dr-knockout:

autobotlolo:

Commission for demandincompensation! Triple changer Knock Out, heck yeah!

Ooc: Wow lookit this beefcake!

(via inushiek)

literallytrash:

person: what r u doin

me: image

(via sniisnii)

rinafujita69:

フォロワーさんお目目化

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